It's not often that a person of my girth and interesting good looks gets asked to model an item of clothing. However, the good folks at the DGM Mail Order shop asked me to try out their King Crimson BBQ apron. The resulting photo will adorn their online catalogue at some point in the future, and as a result many thousands of these quality items will fly off the shelves into good and deserving homes.
I'd just made a set of ciabatta bread when Alys took this picture. So I'm in a position to confirm that the official King Crimson BBQ apron is capable of multi-tasking across a range of culinary enterprises!