“Now wait a minute...” the official said.
Immediately I felt uneasy, wracked with guilt and sensing an impending cavity search and waterboarding might be headed my way. “Is there a problem?” I timidly asked.
“Well now, there’s lot of folks by the name of Smith on this list.”
“Yes it’s a problem having such I common name” I remarked attempting to keep a chipper disposition as his face got gloomier and glummer with every swish of his mouse.
“Yes Sir, I do get to see more than a few every day.”
Then I was off to baggage reclaim and from there over to my gate for Nashville. The airport was temporarily closed because of lightning. Yet we still managed to get on board and up in the air without too much delay.
The only set back in all of this was that my mobile phone wasn’t working which meant I wasn’t able to hook up with Adrian Holmes who is looking after all kinds of logistics for the tour and thus meet up with the team at the rehearsal space.
A shuttle bus dropped me at the hotel - my home for the next few days.


After changing, Biff swung by and took me out to the rehearsal studios. For reasons that I don't fully grasp it's impossible to keep a straight face in Biff's company...


At the rehearsal studios we bumped into this guy wearing a rather stylish titfer.
After a beautiful meal (marred only by a rising sense of utter disorientation that made it feel like the floor was periodically giving away) it was back to the hotel and not long after 11.00pm, blissful oblivion.




























































































































